my sister got a kick out of the limericks I posted and made up a couple for fun and sent them to me

Into the bathroom I go, 

to greatly lighten my load

I sat on the pot

my guts hurting a lot

"We're out of TP" I was told

Shopping Day

Arrived at Walmart to roam

being low on food that I own

looked into my purse

in dismay I burst

I left the damn list at home