People will talk

We may go through the world, but it will be slow,
If we listen to all that is said as we go.
We will be worried and fretted and kept in a stew;
 Too meddlesome tongues must have something to do.
For people will talk, you know, people will talk;
 Oh, yes, they must talk, you know.

 If quiet and modest, you'll have it presumed
Your humble position is only assumed
You're a wolf in sheep's clothing, or else you're a fool;
 But don't get excited, keep perfectly cool,
For people will talk, etc.

If generous and noble, they'll vent out their spleen
 You'll hear some loud hints that you're selfish and mean;
 If upright and honest and fair as the day,
They'll call you a rogue in a sly, sneaking way.
For people will talk, etc.

 And then if you show the least boldness of heart,
 Or slight inclination to take your own part,
 They'll call you an upstart, conceited and vain;
 But keep straight ahead, and don't stop to complain.
 For people will talk, etc.

If threadbare your coat, and old-fashioned your hat,
 Some one of course will take notice of that,
And hint rather strong that you can't pay your way,
 But don't get excited, whatever you say.
For people will talk, etc.

 If you dress in the fashion, don't think to escape,
For they will criticize then in a different shape;
 You're ahead of your means, or your tailor's unpaid;
 But mind your own business, there's nought to be made,
 For people will talk, etc.

They'll talk fine before you; but then at your back,
 Of venom and slander there's never a lack;
How kind and polite in all that they say,
But bitter as gall when you are away.
For people will talk, etc.

The best way to do is to do as you please,
For your mind (if you have one) will then be at ease;
 Of course you will meet with all sorts of abuse,
 But don't think to stop them, it isn't any use,
 For people will talk, you know, people will talk;
 Oh, yes, they must talk, you know.