Sunday, July 6, 2014

employment interview

EMPLOYER : We want men who can make precision instruments.
EMPLOYEE: I'm your man.
EMPLOYER : You must be able to make tools to ten thousandth of an inch accuracy.
EMPLOYEE: I can do it.
EMPLOYER: Have you ever made tools like that?
EMPLOYEE: No, but I sliced ham in a restaurant.

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