A keen-eyed mountaineer led his overgrown son into 'oL country schoolhouse. "This here boy's arter larnin'," he announced. "What's yer bill O' fare?" "Our curriculum, sir," corrected the schoolmaster, "embraces geography, arithmetic, trigonometry" “That'll do," interrupted the father. "That'll do. Load him up well with the triggernometry. He's the only poor idiot in the family."