Saturday, August 9, 2014

Teaching your Wife to Drive the Car

Now we're all set. Just turn the jigger over and push on the hickey with your left hand and pull down on that other little jimcrack with your right, then press down the doodad with your foot and pull the thingumbob at the same time and when it starts you push down on the doofunny with your left foot and yank the umptydiddy back, then let up on the foot dingus and put your other foot on the hickey-madoodle; and don't forget to push down on the hootnanny every time you move the whatyou maycallit, and you'll be hunky-dorey, see?"

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